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Prenuptual Agreement

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Rover.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: That's fine with me...Put me down for Fridays..

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This could be posted in the Radio thread but it fits more in here.

@MoJo, I don't know why he's sticking his finger there. I just don't. :(

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@MoJo, I don't know why he's sticking his finger there. I just don't. :(

 

My guess is a sexual innuendo.

 

Just tried google translate for the lyrics.  "Not mince my mouth just right for my turnip"  PML.

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This could be posted in the Radio thread but it fits more in here.

@MoJo, I don't know why he's sticking his finger there. I just don't. :(

That song is on air in Belgium. Something is going wrong xo

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Texting For Seniors.

 

 

I don't know what heartbum is but I guess I will find out later on.

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Love your sig!

 

You see how he was good enough to return and give me a good salty tea bagging, a proper gent. :hi:

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Some old men can still think fast....

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